Freddy TruemanFred Trueman & Raman Subba Row

Fred Trueman bowling. The batsman edges and the ball goes to first slip – and right betwen Raman Subba Row’s legs.

Fred doesn’t say a single word.

At the end of the over, a nervous Row ambles past Trueman and apologises sheepishly.

Raman Subba Row’s mother“I should’ve kept my legs together, Fred”.

“So should’ve your fu*king mother!” said Trueman.