Willy after performing his own lobotomy

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Willy, who last night organised a sensational evening of entertainment and trophies for the two departing Swannies, Chook (Charlie the Coach from the North) and Jake (without an extra leg), tells us what happened.

Well done fellow Swannies.

Awesome turnout last night considering it was a Mondie. Congrats again to Chook the Air Bubble who received a trophy for exactly that: ‘Air Bubble of the Century’. And congrats go also to Jake who scored a hat. Hey, cut the flack mate; not just any hat but a Swannies hat!!

Fabbo the magician National Presidente, who never ceases to amaze, produced an ‘awesome’ speech straight out of the bag for both of the boys. Thanks too, Nick, who has been in town from Saigon for a bold showing and I’m tellin’ ya, if he’s runnin; in the Melbourne Cup next year, I’m puttin’ a 50,000 VNDonger on ‘im.

Superb to see Potsy the Hanoi Presidente help unveil the Vietnam Swans V Singapore Wombats dvd. Chris from Jaspas let the film run around three times (at least).

Our gun full forward took home an Aus-kick bag; some bloke in a Swannies jumper (that could’ve been me) was yellin’ out things at every possible inappropriate moment; Griz for just bein’ Griz and the girls for at least showin’ that the Swannies do have a better half and that we don’t always run out of steam. Thanks also to everyone else.

Willy

Final comment: Big Micky “Frank” Francis has another nick name: the Phantom. But, hey, we all love ‘im just the same.

Second Final Comment: Love ya work and all the absolute best of British luck to the two lads goin’ AWOL. Make sure you stay in touch boys.

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