Willy from Hanoi has organised a footy meeting tonight to discuss the Club’s new org. structure in the north. This is his story:

It is with great delight that i am able to tell you the news. The Saigon boys might have Jen visiting (Ed’s note: Willy hasn’t heard the news that Jennifer Hawkins is a no show tomorrow – but current Miss Australia, Laura Dundovic will be present), but we have something better.
 
A get together. Tonight. It will be cozy. Romantic. By candle light. Just you and a heap of other boys. Talkin’ just one thing. Yep. And that one thing is the only thing worth talking about. Footy. I mean, can you imagine tryin’ to talk footy to Jenny Hawkins? Let me present this scenario as just one example (below is a heavily edited extract)…
 
“Jen, I was such an ugly kid – when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up. I even had a psychiatrist. You know the psychiatrist said I was crazy? I said I wanted a second opinion. He said, “Okay, you’re ugly too.”

Meanwhile, ‘W’ walks over to your table. trouble. (‘W’ is the gorgeous waitress!! Bloody hell, boys. Sometimes…)

W:     Why you talk bugs? Our bugs best in town. I kill you.
You:  Lets forget the bugs and all have a beer. Ok?

Meanwhile, Jennifer is dead on sidewalk.

You:  I knew i should never have brought Jennifer to this neighbourhood. I mean this is a real tough neighborhood. Only the other day I put my hand in some cement and felt another hand.
 
So. That is it boys. Decided. Where would you rather be? Hav’n a beer with Jen in Saigon or talk’n footy with the boys? I know what I would choose every time.
 
‘Ok Willy. But what kinda footy things are we gonna talk about?’ I hear you say’n.
 
Vietnam my friend. Vietnam. Remember? The thing we will be talk’n about is important. It is about elections. It is about nominations. It is about ensuring this club – the Vietnam Swans club – has a bright and healthy future!! It is about voting for who you think should be Hanoi President, Hanoi Treasurer, Hanoi Coach, Hanoi…
 
So come along to Mick’s Backpackers tonight / Friday 5.00pm onwards. Ngo Huyen street (near the Cathedral). We’ll watch Fremantle Vs Sainters and then run the meeting to discuss responsibilities of positions, nominations for positions and then vote.

Go you Swannies!!

Willy (Ed’s note: Whatever the Swans are paying Willy, it ain’t enough.)