Dave O'Shea has prepared an amazing WWE dossier on all Swannies' Superstars.

Dave O’Shea has prepared an amazing WWE dossier on all Swannies’ Superstars.

The Swannies are a team of substance. Unquestionably.

Last weekend at the Saigon Christmas Party, Swannies’ Superstar, Dave O’Shea took us all on a flight of fantasy and asked us to imagine we were all wrestlers from the smash hit comedy, WWE Wrestling. That’s not completely true. He had actually prepared a very detailed dossier on some of the biggest names at the Swans which he very kindly shared with those of us in attendance.

You too can view the good oil by clicking onto If the Swannies were WWE Superstars…

Below is a snippet:

  • Gus – Some superstars wait their entire careers for an opportunity to come along. Gus went out and created his own…
  • Horn – The cultured combatant intends to imbue a level of refinement within the Swannies universe that he finds sorely lacking…
  • Dan Hopkins – Is it funky in here or is it just Crazy Dan? The only living, breathing Funkasaurus in captivity…
  • Zac – It has been said that history is written in blood. For the brutally vicious competitor known as Zac, these words couldn’t be more appropriate…
  • Revo – Fueled by a mouth that never stops singing, Revo certainly lives up to his self-imposed moniker: The “One-Man Band”…
  • Phil Ghasseb – Birthed into Indian royalty…
  • Brian O’Farrell – Today, he goes by the name on his birth certificate, but Mrs. Farrell’s Baby Boy has became one of the Swannies’ most unlikely success stories under the guise of three distinct personas — the unpredictable tagger, the demented hippy known as Dirty Brian and everyone’s favorite mental patient, Mankind…
  • Kurt – Man asks his wife, “Honey what’s that word you don’t want me to say?” Wife then replies, “All of them!”
  • Mega Jotta – Although he’s half the size of every other Swanny Superstar on the roster…
  • Mr Powell – This man started living a dream in the ’70’s and, 40 years later, this dream has continued to flourish…
  • Edo – Everyone looks up to The Great Eduardo – whether you want to or not…
  • Kyle – If the measure of a man is what he does with power, then measuring the capabilities of a Superstar as commanding as Kyle may prove difficult…
  • Harry – Whether he’s on the field competing, hanging out with his harem of women or starring in Vietnamese Soap Operas…
  • Billy – The most controversial Swanny is known for his slaps in the face and never being where he should be. The most commonly asked Swanny question is “Where’s Billy?”
  • Mark Stennett – Proudly raising his middle finger in the faces of everyone who dare oppose him, “Stone Cold” Mark Stennet is the blue-collar warrior for the common man…
  • Jason – At the Indochina cup in Hanoi, there was no team bus so Jason stayed at the airport for the whole tournament instead of playing. He flew to Hanoi, slept at the airport for two nights and then flew back home to Hoi An after a great weekend at the airport.
  • MJ – It’s good to be the king of Hoi An. Just ask MJ…
  • Moggy – Only one Swanny has ever been entrusted with enforcing law, order and justice in Vietnam: Moggy…
  • Andy Glendinning – Andy burst onto the scene in Hanoi at the Indochina cup with his amazing fire up speeches…
  • Matty T – Boasting one of most recognizable heads ever, Fines Master, Matty T, is an instantly recognizable icon to Swanny fans and general pop culture enthusiasts alike…
  • Johnny Mac – Don’t let all his boyish smiles and peace signs cloud your judgment…
  • Glenn Nolan – He’s been called a renegade, a rebel, a mad scientist who changed the way the world sees Vung Tau…
  • SOS – Dave SOS is a hybrid Superstar – a high-flying dynamo…
  • Ado – Ado exudes Hollywood flash, from his classy outfits to his attention-grabbing smile…
  • Rocket – Just wants to do his job as a Swannies’ referee. It’s a shame that some Swanny Superstars like Bill Crang don’t always let that happen. Rocket’s umpiring is just as controversial as his writing…

To view the full presentation, click onto If the Swannies were WWE Superstars…

Dave O’Shea has been so busy in Binh Duong doin’ this presentation that he forgot to match himself with a wrestler. If you have a profile and matching wrestler for Dave, post a comment below.