With just two days before leaving Vietnam for the Asian Champs, Jim Beam and the Swans went out to HCMC’s “4 in 1” nightclub to do a cross promotion.

The Swans were excited to be with the Swanettes again and to see our JB/Swans posters on the walls. For sure we would be the stars of the show.

But then, Vietnam’s hottest woman appeared and we were in danger of being upstaged. This woman was so hot, she was on fire. Literally. At one stage she began to eat some naked flame before inviting someone from the crowd to go down on her and light a cigarette in her mouth! Seriously unheard of.

However, once the freak show had finished, it was time to get back to the freak sport’s fund raiser. The MC called out the winning ticket and the Swans Prez, Phil Johns, handed over the Mega Jim Beam.

The winner had a huge smile on the dial. And in the words of Bill Lawry, “Why wouldn’t he be smiling?”

Citing audio difficulties, we’re not sure exactly what the winner was saying or thinking but we strongly suspect he thought it was “Just the Best”.