Billy’s controversial performance results.
Swannie, Nathan Milner, who is a rocket scientist during the day, has put together the Milner Matrix.
The Milner Matrix analyses the player’s performance in a match against the level of partying they have done the previous evening.
Milner has completed an in depth analysis of his first subject, Big, Bad, Bustlin’ Billy. Clearly, there seems to a be a strong correlation between the level of partying and the player’s on field performance.
Further studies by Milner are expected to confirm that there is a causal relationship between the two.
