It’s all goodWhat’s 28 years old, 190cm tall and weighs in at 83kgs? An absolute fitness machine known as Alex “Ronnie” Barker.

This guy loves to put his hands on anything which makes him so dangerous on the paddock when he’s chasing a bit of leather.

According to his official player profile, “Ronnie”, the long time Ponsford-stand stalwart for Collingwood had 3 seasons in Northern Japan before being traded to Laos in a deal rumoured to be worth not much. Highly mobile and courageous on or off the paddock, this versatile player combines finesse with a bit of argy-bargy and can prove a handy wingman. The former Monash Blues rep and Green Week Jester isn’t afraid of netballers (we haven’t asked the netballers for their thoughts), nor donning their skirts.

Knee high to a grass hopperJudging by the photo, it’s not just the netballers who need to be afraid. Hearin’ me?