Willy after performing his own lobotomy

Willy has written to the Blog to advise that he is worried about other people being worried about his hammy and his level of preparedness for the match against the Lao Elephants next weekend.

Willy has forwarded photos to the Blog, like Miss Australia, wearing the Swans jumper – except he’s already begun strapping both his hammy and his head. That’s how serious he is.

The Swans Blog does caution all readers against practising their own lobotomy at home. Lobotomies should be left to the experts.

Miss Australia, Nha Trang, 5 July 2008

And speaking of experts, they are the ones who will decide tomorrow morning at 8am Vietnam time whether Miss Australia will be crowned Miss Universe 2008. The Blog can advise that already 3 private jets have landed in Nha Trang (Cam Ranh Bay airport) so the heavy hitters are landing and showtime is about to commence. Hopefully, the judges will be as impressed with Miss Australia as the Vietnam Swans.

Good luck to Laura Dundovic from all of the Vietnam Swans and friends.

Just imagine, this time in two weeks, Laura will be back in Australia wondering if the Vietnam Swans were good enough to knock off the Lao Elephants – and whether Willy has successfully unbandaged himself.